Firestarter Fanatic Gifts

The discovery of fire and comedy

"Well, of course your barbecue was a complete disaster... You haven't discovered fire yet!"

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Oog invented fire, then he accidentally sat in it and invented walking upright.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

California fires and Coronavirus

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

International Speculators

Bonfire

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

I've invented "fire." It'll accelerate global warming and get us out of this ice age!

'I just discovered fire!'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'

'I was told that someone's mastered the secret of fire!'

"Fire down."

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

This "fire" we discovered has gone out. I'll call tech support.

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'