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The discovery of fire and comedy

"Well, of course your barbecue was a complete disaster... You haven't discovered fire yet!"

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

California fires and Coronavirus

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

International Speculators

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

Bonfire

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'I just discovered fire!'

"Fire down."

'I was told that someone's mastered the secret of fire!'

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

"I invented fire, but maybe I should have figured out what the antidote is."

Early 3D home entertainment systems.