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'It's a great invention, but have you given any thought to the problem of ash disposal?'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

'Fire? -- Didn't you see the consumer alert?'

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Oog invented fire, then he accidentally sat in it and invented walking upright.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Let's just binge watch this."

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

Bonfire

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

International Speculators

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

I've invented "fire." It'll accelerate global warming and get us out of this ice age!

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'I just discovered fire!'

False starts.

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

"Fire down."

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

This "fire" we discovered has gone out. I'll call tech support.

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

'I was told that someone's mastered the secret of fire!'

'All in favor of turning our back on the past say ‘aye'.'