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"Og is our VP in charge of rubbing sticks together."

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

"I guess the rollout of my discovery, fire, could have gone better."

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

"Love your ambiance!"

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"Let's just binge watch this."

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Bath Bonfire

Bonfire

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'I just discovered fire!'

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"Is the light bothering you?"

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."