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'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

"No problems with the wheel, but this fire thing is going to be a tough sell to the Consumer Product Safety Commission."

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'We lit the fire and we're cooking the meat.' 'Hey - easy with the technobabble.'

'I just invented it -- I call it the 'Doomsday Option.''

"Fire down."

Riots in Barcelona

"It's a great invention, but will it start up on cold mornings?"

'I was told that someone's mastered the secret of fire!'

Entertainment - unprofitable before the invention of fire.

'He gets credit for being a great inventor, but actually he just enjoys rubbing sticks together.'

"This fire stuff you've invented - your son has found out how to put it out."

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

Ant Optimist

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

Bonfire

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

International Speculators

'I just discovered fire!'

False starts.

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'