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"I call it 'fire' -- It's for burning calories!"

'Sure, it's a clever invention, but what if we get dependent on imported firewood?'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Klepto-pyromaniac - 'Hey...Somebody just stole my lighter!'

'I just invented something really neat - go chop a whole bunch of wood!'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"Love your ambiance!"

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"Let's just binge watch this."

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

Fire Assembly Point

Bonfire

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

"Is the light bothering you?"

'I just discovered fire!'

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

"Fire down."

'I was told that someone's mastered the secret of fire!'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."