Seed Sowing Enthusiast Gifts

The Talking Cloche.

I quilt therefore I am

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Planting by the Moon.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Wrong leadership.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

'The highest court in the land.'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

Rowing machine on a river.

Grow damn you!

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

"It's obviously an original."

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'

"Wow, the current is strong today. It reminds meof the championship race backwhen I was at Yale. Did I mention I rowed at Yale?"

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Farmer's credit.

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Zorro, The Embroiderer

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

Van Gogh.