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The Talking Cloche.

I quilt therefore I am

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Planting by the Moon.

Wrong leadership.

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

'The highest court in the land.'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

Rowing machine on a river.

Grow damn you!

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

"Wow, the current is strong today. It reminds meof the championship race backwhen I was at Yale. Did I mention I rowed at Yale?"

"It's obviously an original."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'

Farmer's credit.

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Van Gogh.