Sowing T-Shirts

Planting by the Moon.

'This is where my dad goes to seed.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

I quilt therefore I am

Doing the borders.

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

A vampire in a canoe.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

A day at the races

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"How soon will this be a remnant

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Wrong leadership.

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Planting veggies

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Purple dress

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."