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Dreams of Spring...

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

bird interprets modern art

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'That plant food really works!'

How to win friends and Influenza People.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"I've seen a tulip before."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"What are you in for?"

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

Watering Flowers

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"