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'Good news. They're looking at seed catalogues.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

bird interprets modern art

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'That plant food really works!'

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"I've seen a tulip before."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

Watering Flowers

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"What are you in for?"

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Plus $600 for delivery."

The garden lady.

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.