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'Good news. They're looking at seed catalogues.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

bird interprets modern art

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'That plant food really works!'

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"I've seen a tulip before."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Watering Flowers

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

The garden lady.

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'