Sentence Sower Gifts

Writer's Plough

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Planting by the Moon.

Planting veggies

'First weeds of spring.'

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

"The beginning of another urban legend."

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

Garden Shop: Growin' and Rarin' to Grow

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

"I'm just getting around to sowing my wild oats."

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

'Okay if I keep the core? I want to plant the seeds.'

Rooting.

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

'I know botanists are important dear, but I wish I could tell people you had a proper job!'

"I feel like all I do is pick up crap all day."

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

'Winter days not nice enough for gardening.'

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

Garden Supplies Special sale

"Look - an urban legend."

'My little boy made the sign!'

'Ta da! A preview of coming extractions!'

'This is where my dad goes to seed.'