Sentence Sower Pillows

Writer's Plough

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

Planting by the Moon.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'First weeds of spring.'

Planting veggies

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

"The beginning of another urban legend."

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

Garden Shop: Growin' and Rarin' to Grow

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

Rooting.

'Okay if I keep the core? I want to plant the seeds.'

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

"I'm just getting around to sowing my wild oats."

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

'I know botanists are important dear, but I wish I could tell people you had a proper job!'

"I feel like all I do is pick up crap all day."

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

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"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

"Look - an urban legend."

'This is where my dad goes to seed.'

'My little boy made the sign!'

'Winter days not nice enough for gardening.'

'Ta da! A preview of coming extractions!'

The consequences of messing with nature