Wild Oat Sower Pillows

"I'm just getting around to sowing my wild oats."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Planting by the Moon.

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

Inventing Time Travel

Man sowing plant seed Cat sowing bird seed.

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

What heppens when you tie a rope around an elephant's loins and sit a cowboy on its back. (Rodeo today).

"Leftover seeds."

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

We know being raised by wolves isn't ideal, but think of the amazing essay you'll have on your college application!

'I know botanists are important dear, but I wish I could tell people you had a proper job!'

'This is where my dad goes to seed.'

Writer's Plough

Garden Supplies Special sale

"I'd like a packet of seeds for a first date, please."

'You sure you've done this before?'

'Time for you to start the attack the garden weekend!'

"I'm just off for a wild water swim!"

Organic carrots being transported by truck - 'How many more miles is it?'

Top Dressing

I know you wanted that one, dear, but they're all the same.

Goodbye Gruel World

The Talking Cloche.

Hey, where'd Bob get the mountain bike?

"You're going to have to move, pal. I've got people coming at seven."