Sustainable Sowers Pillows

Organic carrots being transported by truck - 'How many more miles is it?'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

Tree Funeral

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

The Authentic Christmas.

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

How's this mulch for improving my soil? Not good. It's full of toxic wood chips. They poison the dirt and don't decompose. Just what I need. Subprime loam.

Hydroponic Gardening

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

'In factory farms they're fed antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and even arsenic. We give them a lot less of the antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and arsenic.'

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

Biodiversité

GM Food and World Hunger

When I'm dead, I want to be composted!

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

'Apparently it's something to do with our methane gas output.'

"Ruddy Japanese knotweed gets EVERYWHERE."

'Free range isn't all that! We basically get leftovers from the cattle!'

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

'Yep!.... My truck runs completely on methane now!'

'I think I'll get me a hybrid.'