Sustainable Farming Lover Pillows

Recycled Cow

"Scuba cow"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Free Range Chickens

All our servers are locally caught from a sustainable source — the actors' academy across the street.

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

A solar powered cow.

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Animal Farm: Battery Hens Not Included

"I'm a genetically engineered chicken substitute."

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."