Sustainable Farming Lover T-Shirts

Recycled Cow

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Scuba cow"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Free Range Chickens

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

All our servers are locally caught from a sustainable source — the actors' academy across the street.

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

A solar powered cow.

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Animal Farm: Battery Hens Not Included

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

'Is it local?'