Sustainable Farming Advocate T-Shirts

Milk Machine

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

'Yep!.... My truck runs completely on methane now!'

"If we build our own still to convert our corn to ethanol, we could become the middle man, too."

'I just hope I don't end up a tin of ham.'

Desert Island Meals.

View to the Future

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

"I can't afford to feed you."

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

'Apparently it was quite a nice country before the mining industry took hold.'

Will work for clean water.

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

Tom Cotton

'The working conditions here are good but their retirement plan needs some improvement.'

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."