Sustainable Farming Advocate Prints

Milk Machine

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

'Yep!.... My truck runs completely on methane now!'

"If we build our own still to convert our corn to ethanol, we could become the middle man, too."

'I just hope I don't end up a tin of ham.'

Desert Island Meals.

View to the Future

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"I can't afford to feed you."

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

'Apparently it was quite a nice country before the mining industry took hold.'

Will work for clean water.

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

Tom Cotton

"One day, assuming that I don't flip out and massacre everyone down at the mortgage bank that's foreclosing on us, all this will be yours."

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

"I'm a genetically engineered chicken substitute."

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

'The working conditions here are good but their retirement plan needs some improvement.'