Sustainable Agriculture Fan Pillows

Eco-farmer using environment-friendly manipulation on his potatoes.

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

Niche Extracurriculars

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

A cowshed full of dairy cows reading books.

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

Biodiversité

GM Food and World Hunger

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

All we do is add the wind vanes!

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

A Chinese dragon comes for US farm products.

'Free range isn't all that! We basically get leftovers from the cattle!'

"One day son, we'll all be very hungry."

"And how’s my grass-fed, hormone-free cash cow doing today?"

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

'Yep!.... My truck runs completely on methane now!'