Sustainable Farmer Pillows

'What I miss most is the mooing.'

"We're reducing GHG emissions on the rance by switching to ll electric cows."

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

Your 'What give you the right to play GOD!' speech fell on deaf ears then!

"I too have heard that G.M. crops are low risk."

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

"Mine is a true farmer, not a cold-hearted businessman: he still takes care of me even though I don't produce milk anymore..."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

HELLth Food Sprouts

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Agricultural Psychology

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Cow Pilot.

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

Biotechnology in agriculture

Hydroponic Gardening

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

Organic farm

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."