Sustainable Farming Fan Pillows

'Free range isn't all that! We basically get leftovers from the cattle!'

'One day son, all this will be Monsanto's'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

Yoyo sheep

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Niche Extracurriculars

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"