Organic Farming Fan Pillows

"They're organic, vegetarian, and they challenge traditional gender roles."

"And how’s my grass-fed, hormone-free cash cow doing today?"

"One day son, we'll all be very hungry."

"And now to argue the case for GM crops..."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

But is it organic?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

At the market

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Wild Cow.

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'Go on - they're organic!'