Organic Farming Fan Pillows

"They're organic, vegetarian, and they challenge traditional gender roles."

"And how’s my grass-fed, hormone-free cash cow doing today?"

"One day son, we'll all be very hungry."

"And now to argue the case for GM crops..."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

But is it organic?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

At the market

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Wild Cow.