Sustainable Agriculture Fan Mugs

Eco-farmer using environment-friendly manipulation on his potatoes.

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

Niche Extracurriculars

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

I put little hats on them to attract investors. Small-cap stock!

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

A cowshed full of dairy cows reading books.

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

"I'm a genetically engineered chicken substitute."

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Biodiversité

GM Food and World Hunger

'Free range isn't all that! We basically get leftovers from the cattle!'

All we do is add the wind vanes!

"One day son, we'll all be very hungry."

"And how’s my grass-fed, hormone-free cash cow doing today?"

A Chinese dragon comes for US farm products.

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."