Soil Sage Gifts

Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Dog stretching before a walk.

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

The Authentic Christmas.

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

Fumes from furniture

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios."

The Return of Guarded Optimism

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

Downward-facing dog vs upward-looking cat.

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

A fortune cookie for investors.

The Stock Market and Personal Income.

"My stupid yoga mat is broken!"

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

'The market's been all over the place, today.'

This salad tastes funky� Is this ranch dressing? Oh, I'm sorry, sir� I thought you ordered raunch dressing.

'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?'

China gets capitalistic in its own way...: 'The Tao is up!'

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'

Long and Short Term Investments.