Self-assembly Sage Pillows

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

I love embroidery

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Music producers.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?"

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"I make money, therefore I am."

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

"Successful leadership involves more than just shouting at people."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

The Insiders

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

'Sometimes I see problems and solutions with such clarity, I feel I've been infused with all the wisdom of the ages... THAT'S when I know I've had too much to drink.'

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

"Well the good news is that the new software analysed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product. . ."

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

'Well you know what they say 'here today gone tomorrow' or in the case of dotcoms, 'here today gone shortly after lunch.'

This one needs re-booting!