Signage Scout Mugs

Another Fine Mess. It's cute -- but the General wants you to change it back to "Mess Hall #640".

Aquarium. New Giant Clam Exhibit. I think we're ready for tomorrow's grand opening!

Thru versus Through Traffic

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Sign Reform

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"My guess it's guacamole."

Beware of Everything

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"He's always been an optimist."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Cat on Board.

Sunset Attraction

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

Do not pass.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Road signs of Aging

Private work adjustments

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Turning with mathematical precision.

Metaphors.

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

"Gone for a P."

Crawford, Russell, & Tyler Attorneys. Donaldson, Kingman & Smith Accountants. Dermott, Prentice, Small Whitaker, Wilson, Ball Peterson, Hays Garfunkle, Bays Bolton, Harcourt & Hall. A limerick.

One Way/Two Ways.

Church Parking