Signage Observer Mugs

!?! ! Maximum headroom 3 inches.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Sign Reform

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Beware of Everything

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

A series of Exit signs.

Super-ego Surveillance

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Private work adjustments

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'Gone Crazy'

Metaphors.

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

A New New World Order

Aquarium. New Giant Clam Exhibit. I think we're ready for tomorrow's grand opening!

"Gone for a P."

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

Hurdles with Steps

"Yeah, well, then you should've said merchandise or maybe contents sale, right?"

Eye crossing.

"Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?"

Drive Thru Police Station

Crossing the Road

Church Parking