Signage Savant Mugs

Turning with mathematical precision.

Evolution of the PED X-Ing sign.

For Sale! Custom Made Street Signs (Finance Available).

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Bullseye!

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"My guess it's guacamole."

Decision Making Block

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'I say we try it.'

Beware of Everything

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

'My client would like to enter a plea of inanity.'

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

"He's always been an optimist."

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'