Star Sign Savant Mugs

'You're a Librarian, I'm a Virgo, we could be good for each other.'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Felix Mendelssohn

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Binge Watch

"Up market, down market - he's still the same old curmudgeon."

Sir Edward Elgar

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"In an unexpected development, the market behaved rationally today."

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

Company Share Price - "The god news is we've become a very attractive takeover target, sir."

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

'Now might be a good time to interject the GOOD news to the stockholders!'

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"House red, sir?"

'Sometimes I think the market is trying to tell us something, Ferguson...'

"Is that neat whisky?"

'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.'

'We need to schedule an autopsy audit to find out what happened here.'

Champagne Tasting.

Wall Street Red Ink.

Anton Bruckner.

'We like to make full use of the space.'

Turning with mathematical precision.

"Old Martini Had A Farm"