Symbol Savant Mugs

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

'Nuff said.

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Felix Mendelssohn

Bullseye!

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Decision Making Block

Binge Watch

"Up market, down market - he's still the same old curmudgeon."

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Sir Edward Elgar

"In an unexpected development, the market behaved rationally today."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

'I say we try it.'

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Company Share Price - "The god news is we've become a very attractive takeover target, sir."

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

'Now might be a good time to interject the GOOD news to the stockholders!'

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'