Slogan Savant Mugs

Ace Advertising. Creative Dept. Hi, there! We'd like one slogan and a jingle to go … Easy on the buzzwords and no punch line on either!

"And you say we paid the agency how much for this slogan?"

Product placement in cartoons.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Steamed vegetables."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

East End Maps.

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

The breakup

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Office of the PR of the United States

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

Looks like it's going to be one of those meetings.

The Good Breathing Guide

You've done it again, Harry.

Ted Rall Hired by Pando. Thoughts?

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

'Marketing reports they're fooled all of the people all of the time.'

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'