Signage Designer Pillows

'Hmm, an unreconstructed farmer.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"My guess it's guacamole."

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Beware of Everything

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

A series of Exit signs.

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"Make sure you get payment up front."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

"He's always been an optimist."

Route 666.

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Private work adjustments

Metaphors.

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

Fork Crossing

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

"Warning: Mountain lion activity in this area."

"Gone for a P."

'Therapist is one word George!'

'I wanted my new sign to be noticeable.'

Life is Short...

Church Parking

"Yeah, well, then you should've said merchandise or maybe contents sale, right?"