Signage Designer T-Shirts

'Hmm, an unreconstructed farmer.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Sign Reform

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Beware of Everything

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

A series of Exit signs.

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

Route 666.

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

"Make sure you get payment up front."

"He's always been an optimist."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

Private work adjustments

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

Metaphors.

Crawford, Russell, & Tyler Attorneys. Donaldson, Kingman & Smith Accountants. Dermott, Prentice, Small Whitaker, Wilson, Ball Peterson, Hays Garfunkle, Bays Bolton, Harcourt & Hall. A limerick.

Fork Crossing

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

"Warning: Mountain lion activity in this area."

"Gone for a P."

Aquarium. New Giant Clam Exhibit. I think we're ready for tomorrow's grand opening!

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

'Therapist is one word George!'

Life is Short...

Church Parking

No Junk Mail

"Yeah, well, then you should've said merchandise or maybe contents sale, right?"

Tree closed. Next rest area 5 mi.