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Troubled water.

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Cupid paints Stop sign

'Very good and to the point.'

One Way - Yield

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

A series of Exit signs.

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

Route 666.

Baby in Trunk.

'You need to learn to let people in.'

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

As soon as we invent writing, we should put up a "Danger! Tar Pit!" sign here.

Dance Crossing

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

"Gone for a P."

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

Fork Crossing

Crawford, Russell, & Tyler Attorneys. Donaldson, Kingman & Smith Accountants. Dermott, Prentice, Small Whitaker, Wilson, Ball Peterson, Hays Garfunkle, Bays Bolton, Harcourt & Hall. A limerick.

Obvious Health and Safety Signpost.

"Warning: Mountain lion activity in this area."

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

"So this is the secret to the start of labour!"

Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'

City Diner - Out to lunch.

Road end - Prepare to Die.

Dog in car sitting at a STAY sign.

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.