Traffic Sign Maker Pillows

Cows warning sign

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

A series of Exit signs.

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

Route 666.

"Shoulder work ahead"

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Baby in Trunk.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

Dance Crossing

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Traffic Sign

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

"So tell me what's your sign?"

'Oh, the irony! Just guess who gave me the welfare check I bought this sign with!'

"Gone for a P."

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

Climb to Safety in Case of Alien Invasion