Traffic Sign Maker Prints

Cows warning sign

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Cupid paints Stop sign

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

A series of Exit signs.

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

Route 666.

"Shoulder work ahead"

"Make sure you get payment up front."

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Baby in Trunk.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

As soon as we invent writing, we should put up a "Danger! Tar Pit!" sign here.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

Dance Crossing

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Traffic Sign

Crawford, Russell, & Tyler Attorneys. Donaldson, Kingman & Smith Accountants. Dermott, Prentice, Small Whitaker, Wilson, Ball Peterson, Hays Garfunkle, Bays Bolton, Harcourt & Hall. A limerick.

Climb to Safety in Case of Alien Invasion

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

Fork Crossing

'Oh, the irony! Just guess who gave me the welfare check I bought this sign with!'

Obvious Health and Safety Signpost.