Signage Strategist Gifts

I'd take down those chemical signs if you want to sell your house. I need them to keep people off the treated grass. They'll figure it out.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Thru versus Through Traffic

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Sign Reform

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"My guess it's guacamole."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

Beware of Everything

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

Peace on Earth

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"He's always been an optimist."

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

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