Signage Specialist Gifts

"Hello, sign shop? I said Underworld...Oh, yeah, I'm sure I said Underworld!"

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

Way In and Way Out.

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

Thru versus Through Traffic

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Sign Reform

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Beware of Everything

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

"He's always been an optimist."

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

Private work adjustments

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Turning with mathematical precision.

Metaphors.

"Gone for a P."

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

Crawford, Russell, & Tyler Attorneys. Donaldson, Kingman & Smith Accountants. Dermott, Prentice, Small Whitaker, Wilson, Ball Peterson, Hays Garfunkle, Bays Bolton, Harcourt & Hall. A limerick.

Aquarium. New Giant Clam Exhibit. I think we're ready for tomorrow's grand opening!

"Warning: Mountain lion activity in this area."

Tree closed. Next rest area 5 mi.

Church Parking

"Yeah, well, then you should've said merchandise or maybe contents sale, right?"

No Junk Mail