Signage Specialist Gifts

"Hello, sign shop? I said Underworld...Oh, yeah, I'm sure I said Underworld!"

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

Way In and Way Out.

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

Thru versus Through Traffic

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Beware of Everything

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"He's always been an optimist."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Private work adjustments

Turning with mathematical precision.

Metaphors.

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

"Warning: Mountain lion activity in this area."

"Gone for a P."

Church Parking

"Yeah, well, then you should've said merchandise or maybe contents sale, right?"

'I wanted my new sign to be noticeable.'

Caution Dangerous Curve Ahead

'Caution: doors don't open.'

"Customers without designated drivers must be wearing clean underwear."