Signatures Gifts

"Signing in my presence isn't enough anymore. You have to sign while I'm in your personal space."

"Sign my yearbook?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Laughing Zone Ahead

"Beware of the frog"

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Do it write the first time.'

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

Meet the Authors

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Correct Spelling Lane.

'It's ok, he's signed - release his children.'

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

"Can I borrow a pen?"

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

"High Pressure Area"

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

Ventriloquist's fete

' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.'

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

'... We're striking sign-writers!'

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

'Oh, the irony! Just guess who gave me the welfare check I bought this sign with!'

Crawford, Russell, & Tyler Attorneys. Donaldson, Kingman & Smith Accountants. Dermott, Prentice, Small Whitaker, Wilson, Ball Peterson, Hays Garfunkle, Bays Bolton, Harcourt & Hall. A limerick.

'Are you sure it's necessary to sign this part declaring 'all information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge'?.'