Signature Specialists Gifts

'We can mail these thank you cards now that I've forged your name.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Sign my yearbook?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'So who's smoking?'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

"Tip my boy."

"Make sure you get payment up front."

"Can I borrow a pen?"

Ventriloquist's fete

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

'... We're striking sign-writers!'

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

'Therapist is one word George!'

"And you sign here..here...and here.."

'I've bought all your books online, can you sign my e-book?'

"That should say 'message', you imbecile!"

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

Highway sign writer's block.

"You've signed my book in tomato sauce..."

Another Big-Headed Cartoonist

'We forgot to settle the signwriters bill after the last hospitality event.'

Signs say 'The End' and 'Gold sale is nigh'. Man says, 'Next time, let's use different sign writers.'

"Oh, I've never actually read any of your books. . . I come to these hoping the author will pass away and the book will increase in value!"

Signing a financial contract.

Si's Sign's..."Out of busin..."

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

'It's psychiatrist if you don't mind!!'