Signature Stylist Gifts

John Hancock practices his signature

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Shoe addict.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

At the suit makers

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."