Supermarket Stylist Gifts

People putting their grocery shopping into shopping carts that are cornucopias.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Only One Item or Fewer.

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Price may vary with weather.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Low Hanging Fruit

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

Attack of the 'health' foods

Supermarket Merge

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

Artificial Isle

No one ever discovered Mad Jake's secret: he was taking a correspondence course in interior decoration.

"Spend a pound, lend a pound, risk a pound and shed a pound."

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

Mom $50 Pop $35

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

Complex Carbs

'It's good that you're taking vitamins... but you need to stop BUTTERING them.'

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'