Supermarket Dancers Gifts

A shopping couple commenting on the store staff at a team brief session.

But is it organic?

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

Only One Item or Fewer.

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Biker chopper shopper

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

Woman stuck in frozen aisle.

Complex Carbs

'Excuse me, but is there any chance of finding me a decaffeinated clerk?'

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

Self Checkout

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

'They're doing their tests now?

'Where did you get the meat slicer? France.'

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Meat Department

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

'Yes?'

Produce Market. Sale. Ernie, I heard you call them "cheap dates" the first time.

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

'Just the fresh chicken.'

Generic Products

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

Thanks, Heroes!

"I think I can detect an influence from her days as a check-out girl"

Die-hard soccer moms.

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

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