Grocery Aisle Dancer Gifts

"Hey girl, why the clown suit?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Shake it all about sign on desk

In, out, shake it all about.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Broadway Moosical.

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

The Hidden World of Desks

"It's his creative time."

Die-hard soccer moms.

Free Range / Deranged

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

Footsteps Dance Club, on desk are In tray, Out tray, Shake it All About tray

Baking Bread

New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta.

'Just bag the groceries kid.'

Bobsleigh practice.

'Believe me, McFarland, I can appreciate a man who marches to the beat of a different Drum, but you don't march, you boogie!'

'No, Ed, you can't have a raise.'

Three desks: In out, In out, Shake it all about.

'Well isn't it ironic that we come all this way for fresh meat, and only stuff we find is deep-frozen?'

"Better show my three-o'clock in, Yolanda. He has been waiting."

Alphabet soup - Large print edition.

"Head office told our boss to speed up the checkout process...but he misinterpreted and sped up the conveyor belt instead."

Pancake toss

Young woman dances in the 'Out' tray on a desk.

"My milk is gonna spoil if I stand here any longer."

'Are you over 18 stone?'

'One case of body wash. Will there be anything else?

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

One thing about Martin...you could NEVER doubt his passion for the job ...and this is my dance of the third quarter improved productivity figures.

"Hey, wait - I think we're supposed to put stuff in a cart."