Grocery Aisle Dancer Mugs

"Hey girl, why the clown suit?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Shake it all about sign on desk

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

In, out, shake it all about.

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Broadway Moosical.

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

The Hidden World of Desks

"It's his creative time."

Free Range / Deranged

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

Footsteps Dance Club, on desk are In tray, Out tray, Shake it All About tray

New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta.

Bobsleigh practice.

Baking Bread

'Just bag the groceries kid.'

'Believe me, McFarland, I can appreciate a man who marches to the beat of a different Drum, but you don't march, you boogie!'

'No, Ed, you can't have a raise.'

Three desks: In out, In out, Shake it all about.

"Better show my three-o'clock in, Yolanda. He has been waiting."

'Well isn't it ironic that we come all this way for fresh meat, and only stuff we find is deep-frozen?'

Alphabet soup - Large print edition.

"Head office told our boss to speed up the checkout process...but he misinterpreted and sped up the conveyor belt instead."

"My milk is gonna spoil if I stand here any longer."

One thing about Martin...you could NEVER doubt his passion for the job ...and this is my dance of the third quarter improved productivity figures.

Pancake toss

'One case of body wash. Will there be anything else?

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

"You were right to call me immediately."

"Hey, wait - I think we're supposed to put stuff in a cart."

'Are you over 18 stone?'