Supermarket Dancers Prints

A shopping couple commenting on the store staff at a team brief session.

But is it organic?

Only One Item or Fewer.

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Biker chopper shopper

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

Woman stuck in frozen aisle.

Complex Carbs

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

'Excuse me, but is there any chance of finding me a decaffeinated clerk?'

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

'They're doing their tests now?

Self Checkout

'Where did you get the meat slicer? France.'

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

'Just the fresh chicken.'

"I think I can detect an influence from her days as a check-out girl"

Generic Products

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

'So next time we help a customer take from a pyramid stack, which can should we choose ?'