Supermarket Storyteller Prints

'I knew they had formed a syndicate but didn't know they had won this week's record payout!'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Only One Item or Fewer.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Supermarket Merge

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

Artificial Isle

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

Complex Carbs

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

Eye of Newt Helper

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

Women shopping with children in the trolley.

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

"That will be $109.85." "What! Sign says they’re $1.69 each." "Yes, and you have 65 of them."

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

Wild fruit

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

U.S. Male - Part Five

Till malfunction

'Yes?'

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'