Signature Stylist Mugs

John Hancock practices his signature

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Pampered and poodled.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Shoe addict.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I don't like your application."

At the suit makers

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Vivienne Westwood

Dolores is so avant garde.

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'I think there's been some mistake...'