Specs Stylist Gifts

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Shoe addict.

"I don't like your application."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

At the suit makers

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...